TGIF;The Twitter Weekend Countdown

with love from the TRP

The biggest countdown to the weekend happens on twitter brought to you by some hot Ugandans.

A Ugandan blogger known as TRP started the craze, a young man called Jny, 23 years of age joined her and along the way they offered me some good amount of money to join them(the money is already used up)

The money for the fact that, I’m that person that treasures the weekend, and would do anything to countdown to an ultimate weekend.

Other lovely tweeples and tweepettes have joined this 'thing' eg rhinorck, helleNyana, inteligensia

Those of us who cant calculate the hours and minutes to Friday 5pm. This website is of utmost importance(asante saana DK)

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Have a lovely weekend/Have a blast.

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I Don’t Know What It Is, But There’s just Something About Her Mouth.

I don’t know what it is but there’s just something about her mouth.

The pearly whites it encases.

The succulent tongue it contains.

The lipstick she wears to enhance her already-magnificent mouth.

All of which create the perfect playground for my devious thoughts and unfulfilled fantasies

The sight of her mouth makes my own salivate

So...........

Have you ever found yourself turned on by someone’s lips? Some people say that a nice pair of teeth can be a major turn-on- you among them?

How long do you wait before the first kiss with someone new? Is the anticipation torture or just tantalizing for you?

Tupac Shakur papers go to Woodruff Library

“He was one of the most influential and compelling artists of my generation,”

said Georgia Roberts, a doctoral student at the University of Washington who teaches a course called
“The Textual Appeal of Tupac Shakur.” “Growing up in the Bay Area to a single mother, I read books because of Tupac,” she said.


“The collection will certainly enhance hip-hop studies, research and scholarship,”

said Loretta Parham, CEO and director of the Woodruff Library.

“But what is especially exciting is the prospect of marrying the primary resources within the Shakur Collection with teaching and learning currently taking place at our AUC institutions. Shakur’s writings, notes and correspondence will be outstanding companion resources for existing courses in a variety of areas.”


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Be-Friending A Gorilla

This is about gorillas; a friend (Nathan) who thinks I should be friends with a gorilla gave me a present in the form of an arm band.

That arm band qualifies me to befriend a gorilla

Not so sure why me, but I don’t want to read so much into that.

The problem is that, I’m not friends with animals; I have never had a friend that is an animal.

The animals I have come into close contact with, I have either kicked them, peed on them(frogs), knocked, avoided or even run away(stupid dogs)

And now it so happens, that I’m going to be friends with a gorilla. But since it’s an on-line relationship, then I’m good to go.


Uganda Wildlife Authority says that Dogs used to be man best friend, but that era is long gone, this is the era of the gorilla being mans best friend. And as of this morning I’m part of that.

And I read that DNA of gorillas is 98-99% identical to that of humans

I’m trying to hook up with the BITUKURA FAMILY follow up on what they are up to (I’m trying to believe me on that).

You boys and girls on twitter can follow to

I'm A Good Uncle - I Will Be A Good Father

What do you do when your baby mama, pissed off with you for not checking in with them in days, decides to drop off the two boys at your door step?

Saying the “boys need to spend some days with there father, so a week is good for you at parenting”.

On a busy Friday, with riots and violence rocking Kampala and having work to do, you call up the less busy uncle aka Normzo

And since Normzo has never baby sat a kid for more than an hour, who would risk leaving his two sweet boys in my care, unless so desperate.

So anyway I hooked up with Crabey (6years) and Jayden (4)

Jayden above who just made four(Sept 11th)- i would have loved to know what was going through his mind at that moment.

Jayden and Crabey

The plan would have been to go play out at the Garden city, but since the city is a no-go area in such times, we end up at the Zinellos (Shell Kabalagala) for some ice cream.

The boys’ plans are different from mine, apart from ice cream; they also want toys, and the demand is that since its Jaydens birthday, then I have to buy him something.

Just know that, I never knew that boys toys can be expensive, kids ran holes into my wallet (not complaining). Experience was worth it- don’t be taking boys with you to a super market unless you can say no to their demands.

I’m weak hearted, and that makes me a man who can’t say no.

Did I say little boys can be good pimps, they tell me they want to talk to their aunt Tasha, and since I have always had a crush on this aunt, opportunity knocks, and a reason for some long conversation, and the fact that I’m baby seating I think just gave me some good ranking.

So she also wants to be taken for some Ice cream, her birthday is coming up soon.

I can do that, will do that.

Back home, between playing with the water guns, fixing up something to eat, catching up on the latest about the riots in town through tweets and Nbs TV, the war for the remote control starts.

The boys want to watch mbu cartoons, on a day I would have accepted, but this day is not normal, I need news and I need it as fast as it comes in. Nbs is showing some live feeds of the riots, Crabey is fighting and nearly crying for the remote.

Anyway I found a way of silencing him-hey I’m the uncle here (you stick a lilipop in his mouth-isnt that good parenting?)

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Two weeks a go, my baby sister made me another proud uncle to a baby girl- I have heard 'mbu' people are asking, what’s with me. Har!

Two Nights in Mbale Town

I hadn’t gone out of Kampala in a while; so when some friends suggested that we take some two days out of Kampala that became a good idea.

So with suggestion of either going to Mbarara or Mbale… we end up in Mbale.

I have been to most Eastern Uganda towns, but incidentally I had never gone to Mbale, two guys and a girlfriend who had sold me the idea - drive off- it’s a Friday afternoon, leaving Kampala while it’s raining heavily.

I have always heard of compliments about the Tirinyi Road, and that’s what I was waiting for, a 100Km it is, I would say it’s overrated.

On the Tirinyi road, I ran into some un-even parts, which would have made the writing of this post impossible.

Three hours later, just as the skies are darkening, we arrive. Look around for a hotel, end up at the Mbale resort Hotel, recommended by some good people, and seems to be the ultimate sleep place for visitors.

The rates might be a bit high, and the day time receptionist called Fiona is a $itch.

But I would still spend my nights at that place.

-While in Mbale -

Go have a swim at the Resort swimming pool, lovely pool, not crowded and their are bar stools in the pool, so you can have that beer while half of your body is immersed in water.

Friday and Saturday BBQ at the Hotel, a favorite for most 'corporates' in the town- though the goats’ meat I had was not well made


Room 204!......(M.R.H- a memory and some drunken stuff left their-)

Also enjoy the sauna and steam bath/try out the gym-


Go for a drive up Wannale Hill- You will have a great View of Mbale Town and the surrounding areas.

Try out the Mbale sports center, though terribly run down, we where able to have a thirty minutes game of Table Tennis (after so many years without play, I should say, I’m still good).

Have lunch at the Mukwano Restaurant, just near the Taxi park, they serve generous pieces of meat/chicken (But you have to love oily foods)

DO NOT VISIT Oasis Bar. We had problems with the crowd.

DO NOT try looking around for IUIU (Islamic university) girls, you will not see any(or maybe we did not look hard enough).

cheers.

Facebook and its Revelations

Hope you can read that......... or else Zoom-In and Read

all the way from the 2oceanviber(thanks)

Thought this would be Ok sharing with all you people on facebook

and thats just it-Reason to QUIT! or else your going to be informing 'us' of 'things' you are not supposed to.

But then we now know Micheal has poked Tracy

Hypothetically Speaking

Dark thoughts…....

source:minusbars

You are given a time machine, a gun, and one bullet.

You are told to go back in time, and "take out"/"put-out-of-action" one individual whose murder would end up changing the course of history.

Or even change your life who would that person be? Why?


Disclaimer: I do not condone violence of any nature.