Monday, December 21, 2009

Happy Holidays

“Call a truce, then, to our labors— let us feast with friends and neighbors,
And be merry as the custom of our caste;
For if “faint and forced the laughter,” and if sadness follow after,
We are richer by one mocking Christmas past”

~ Rudyard Kipling ~

From my friends and I,

we would like to wish all you good people a great holiday season,

A wonderful, beautiful, adventurous, and peaceful Twenty Ten

***Cheers***

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Randomness is Back {Friends}

1.Friends don’t let friends sleep with each other... or touch each other in special places.

Boys if you ever meet a woman who says she can sleep with you, with no strings attached, she is a liar- RUN, she is lying to you. I know this.


2.Friends do not give each other Back rubs

If i am your friend, and i'm giving you a back rub, be sure i want to see you naked... why would i be giving you a rub if i don't want to pop those clothes off.

3.Friends don't hold each other while sleeping in the same bed

I do know,and through experience that a man and a woman can share a bed and nothing between the two happens. But if you make a mistake of holding each other while sleeping,then 'things' are going to get out of hand(har!)... Don't take that walk{sleep} of shame as friends.

4.Just don't sleep with your friends, it does not make sense.

5. Friends the truth is i just want to share with you that Halle Berry picture~ And truthfully i do not care what you and your friends do between each other.

6.Friends if it so happens that you have to, between the two of you, don't forget that rubber.

7. Friends if we do not hook up...Happy Holidays

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Closer: Talking Movies

When a man tells his woman, I have cheated on you, and all she says is Fine, obviously something clicks in the man’s brain. No sane woman is just going to say fine and go make you a cup of tea.

So the man is going to have to ask- what’s wrong? What’s going on? Who is he? Are you leaving me?

He is going to have to ask plenty of those Questions.

I feel for Larry, I mean however much you shack it up in other ‘places’, the pain that stabs at you, finding out that another man, has been running his hands all over ‘your woman’ is immeasurable.



Larry has just found out that his wife Anna is cheating, and the following is the conversation that takes place between them.

Larry: Is he good?
Anna: Don’t do this.
Larry: Just answer the question! Is he good?
Anna: Yes.
Larry: Better than me?
Anna: Different.
Larry: Better????


{That scene is off that 2004- Movie Closer; it shows the pain of a man finding out that his wife has been getting her back blown off by a guy you consider “our joke”


The hypocrisy of it all is that he has just told her “I cheated on you with a *Ho*, but I didn’t enjoy it, its you I love”}


Larry: Do you enjoy it?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: You like his c**k?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: That’s the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now f**k off and die, you f****d up slag

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**some movies just have to be re-watched**

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Here Is Sandra: FOA

Sandra….........

Lets me her….

She is pretty, lovely, gorgeous, good-looking, pleasant, pleasing, sexy, divine, stunning, statuesque..

and a lot more.

she is on my Blog, not that she paid me to be here... she is here solely because she Uganda's Face Of Africa Representative.

I'm that patriotic... i dont need to attend a class for that.




Dear blog Visitor reader and you lounger.. your going to have to cross your fingers for her.

One reason I want your fingers crossed is that, I know lots of you love seeing little girls (ok even boys) dreams come true. If her dream has been to be the face of Africa- who are you not to offer your support.

Another reason could be that- I would Hit that any day any angle. Don’t tell this to that pony tailed dude, he may never allow me into that bar.

Go sandra.

Friday, October 23, 2009

TGIF;The Twitter Weekend Countdown





The biggest countdown to the weekend happens on twitter brought to you by some hot Ugandans.

A Ugandan blogger known as TRP started the craze, a young man called Jny, 23 years of age joined her and along the way they offered me some good amount of money to join them(the money is already used up)

The money for the fact that, I’m that person that treasures the weekend, and would do anything to countdown to an ultimate weekend.

Other lovely tweeples and tweepettes have joined this 'thing' eg rhinorck, helleNyana, inteligensia

Those of us who cant calculate the hours and minutes to Friday 5pm. This website is of utmost importance(asante saana DK)

ClickHERE

Have a lovely weekend/Have a blast.

Feel free to Follow us on twitter

Monday, October 12, 2009

I Don’t Know What It Is, But There’s just Something About Her Mouth.


I don’t know what it is but there’s just something about her mouth.

The pearly whites it encases.

The succulent tongue it contains.

The lipstick she wears to enhance her already-magnificent mouth.

All of which create the perfect playground for my devious thoughts and unfulfilled fantasies

The sight of her mouth makes my own salivate


So...........

Have you ever found yourself turned on by someone’s lips? Some people say that a nice pair of teeth can be a major turn-on- you among them?


How long do you wait before the first kiss with someone new? Is the anticipation torture or just tantalizing for you?

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Tupac Shakur papers go to Woodruff Library

“He was one of the most influential and compelling artists of my generation,”

said Georgia Roberts, a doctoral student at the University of Washington who teaches a course called
“The Textual Appeal of Tupac Shakur.” “Growing up in the Bay Area to a single mother, I read books because of Tupac,” she said.


“The collection will certainly enhance hip-hop studies, research and scholarship,”

said Loretta Parham, CEO and director of the Woodruff Library.

“But what is especially exciting is the prospect of marrying the primary resources within the Shakur Collection with teaching and learning currently taking place at our AUC institutions. Shakur’s writings, notes and correspondence will be outstanding companion resources for existing courses in a variety of areas.”


[Read the Rest from Here]

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Be-Friending A Gorilla


This is about gorillas; a friend (Nathan) who thinks I should be friends with a gorilla gave me a present in the form of an arm band.

That arm band qualifies me to befriend a gorilla

Not so sure why me, but I don’t want to read so much into that.

The problem is that, I’m not friends with animals; I have never had a friend that is an animal.

The animals I have come into close contact with, I have either kicked them, peed on them(frogs), knocked, avoided or even run away(stupid dogs)

And now it so happens, that I’m going to be friends with a gorilla. But since it’s an on-line relationship, then I’m good to go.


Uganda Wildlife Authority says that Dogs used to be man best friend, but that era is long gone, this is the era of the gorilla being mans best friend. And as of this morning I’m part of that.

And I read that DNA of gorillas is 98-99% identical to that of humans

I’m trying to hook up with the BITUKURA FAMILY follow up on what they are up to (I’m trying to believe me on that).
You boys and girls on twitter can follow to